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“Retirement from activity promotes death”

“For years the Mighty Atom had pursued these studies, and he had a voluminous knowledge of physical culture, chiropractic, food science and dietetics, chemistry, anatomy, and allied subjects, and had received a certificate as a Doctor of Naturopathy. This complemented his lifelong study of the Mosaic Dietary Code, the Kosher laws.”

he told hecklers to “take a walk” before stepping down from his “pitchman” platform.

“No man has limits, except in his own mind”

“Look up, what do you see? Stars, planets, whirling infinity with no beginning and no end. Enough to make a man lose his mind. My deity was never born and never died. He was, is will be. My god is Space and Time.”

he was the master of “life-force”.

“if you love animals, don’t eat them”

He told the judge, “every time i swung the bat it was a home run!” after defending himself against a nazi clan. “It wasn’t a fight, it was a pleasure”

“I am a peaceable but by no means passive man. i consider mine to be important work. And i am not the kind who will accept abuse.”

“I give you respect. But i do not ask for yours in return. I demand it. If you will not give it to me, i will take it out of your hide”

“By standing still, he had become modern”

“if you can’t do any good, don’t do any harm”

“Most people, if told to close their eyes and meditate, are unable to do so. Their minds wander. The Atom asked them to keep their eyes, open, and imagine that their outsretched arms were fire hoses. They could see of out of them, while directing an unstoppable force of water. This thought process was applied to either arm, legs, hands, feet, fingers, toes. He asked them to assume this mental state before initiating physical action of any part of the body, and to practice turning it on and off”

“The Almighty must have put us here for a higher purpose that to accumulate wealth. How many meals can a man eat at one time, how many suits can he wear, how many beds can he sleep in? I figured i might as well do what gave me satisfaction.”

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50 Shades of Gray (Cook)

By Bret, August 14, 2012 8:05 pm

 

Recently, I came up with a good idea. Due to the popularity of the book titled 50 Shades of Grey, I thought it would be appropriate to post a guest blog on Gray Cook titled, 50 Shades of Gray (Cook). I’ve learned a lot from Gray over the years, and this is my way of giving back. If you’ve never seen Gray speak, I recommend you do so. He’s got the gift of gab, and is without a doubt one of the most eloquent speakers the fitness industry has ever seen.

 

Last week I reached out to my friend Laree Draper to find me a bunch of quotes from Gray, and boy did she deliver. Without further adieu, here are fifty one-hundred (you get double for your money) Gray Cook quotes. Enjoy!

 

1. The definition of functional exercise is what it produces, NOT what it looks like.

 

2. Unless you find the driver of bad movement, and find the thing that changes it, you’re just guessing.

 

3. First move well, then move often

 

4. Poor movement can exist anywhere in the body but poor movement patterns can only exist in the brain

 

5. The most objective person is the individual who realizes just how subjective he is.

 

6. Moving isn’t important, until you can’t.

 

7. Pain is not the problem — it’s the signal

 

8. Don’t add strength to dysfunction

 

9. Quantitative accumulation leads to qualitative changes.

 

10. When someone loses core stability, a bunch of planks don’t fix that shit

 

11. Are you moving poorly because you are in pain? Or are you in pain because you are moving poorly?

 

12. Do what people need, not what they want

 

13. Test for durability not only for performance

 

14. ‎I wanna see if you have lost the abilities you had when you were 3 years old, at 3 you could roll, clime, balance on one foot, and run.

 

15. At 1 to 5 years old most of us are moving alike

 

16. ‎The TGU is a proproceptive drill, but I don’t think is a strength move, even thou it will make you strong, it is a stability movement

 

17. Anatomist will tell you this: The neck and ribcage, and the neck and scapular share more muscles than they have independently

 

18. It’s very hard to catch, I can’t even tell you what injury, a left/right hip asymmetry is gonna cause, one person is gonna get SI pain, one person is gonna have low back pain, and one person is gonna have chronic knee pain, the asymmetry causes compensation, and compensation is a natural survival mechanism

 

19. Your brain is too smart to allow you to have full horsepower in a bad body position, it’s called muscle inhibition

 

20. 75% of world spends at least 30 seconds per day in that position (sic-deep squat going number 2). Why shouldn’t you?

 

21. When challenged the brain will always choose quantity of movement over quality of movement

 

22. Whenever possible, we must separate movement dysfunction from fitness and performance. Aggressive physical training cannot change fundamental mobility and stability problems at an effective rate without also introducing a degree of compensation and increased risk of injury.

 

23. Patterns and sequences remain the preferred mode of operation in biological organisms. Patterns are groups of singular movements linked in the brain like a single chunk of information. This chunk essentially resembles a mental motor program, the software that governs movement patterns. A pattern represents multiple single movements used together for specific function. Storage of a pattern creates efficiency and reduces processing time in the brain, much as a computer stores multiple documents of related content in one file to better organize and manage information. Common strengthening programs applied to muscles with the stabilization role will likely increase concentric strength but have little effect on timing and recruitment, which are the essence of stabilization.

 

24. Stabilizer training goes far beyond isometrics found in popular stability exercises such as side plank. In this isometric exercise model, conscious rigidity and stiffness are the goal, but true authentic stability is about effortless timing and the ability to go from hard to soft to hard to soft in a blink.

 

25. Stability is also confused with strength, where concentric and eccentric contractions build massive endurance. The muscles do become stronger in shortening andlengthening, but again they lack the timing and control needed for true functional stabilization. We should train muscles in the way we use them. Stabilizers need to respond quicker than any other muscle group to hold position and control joint movement during loading and movement.

 

26. Movement pattern corrective strategy is a form of exercise that focuses more on improving mobility, stability, basic motor control and whole movement patterns than the parameters of physical fitness and performance. Once established, the movement patterns create a platform for the general and specific parameters of fitness, including endurance, strength, speed, agility, power and task specificity

 

27. Maintain the squat, train the deadlift

 

28. If you have an issue with your active straight leg raise or shoulder mobility, you don’t have the right to go anywhere else in a corrective strategy. Don’t worry about your squat, clean up the active straight leg raise and shoulder mobility FIRST!

 

29. If you leave out one of the seven tests because of your own bias, your data will be flawed and you won’t get the same result. There are seven tests for a reason. They are all important!

 

30. After you clean up your active straight leg raise and shoulder mobility, shoot for cleaning up rotary stability, as this is a true test of “soft core” function.

 

31. Pain is not a signal we can train through.

 

32. You need to get your clients to stop doing negative activities that will hold back their progress in your program. Once movement clears up and is above a minimum standard, they can work back to doing what they like to do. If they aren’t willing to give these things up, the results of the program will always make you look bad, as they won’t improve. For example, the best back surgeons will not operate on smokers because smoking delays the healing process and their results will not be as good, making the surgeon look bad. You wouldn’t ask your mechanic to run alongside your car and fix the engine WHILE YOU ARE DRIVING IT!

 

33. Don’t be ready to add a positive (corrective exercise/strategy) to a training program. First try and remove a negative!

 

34. Any movement that you cannot score at least a two on means that you can’t do any conditioning or strength work on that movement. You must meet the minimum standard.

 

35. The definition of corrective exercise is move well and then move more. Most people just want to move more.

 

36. The best way to get your core to work right is to correct your worst movement pattern. If you can get mobility back, your core will turn on automatically and do what it needs to do (mobility before stability). Your core may not be able to work properly right now because your ankle is locked up, or your hips don’t move well, etc…Doing all the core work and plank exercises in the world won’t fix this problem.

 

37. Work backwards to the crib for correcting movements!

 

38. If you don’t move well in a pattern, don’t move often in that pattern until it improves. For example, if the squat pattern is bad, don’t worry about doing plyos or jumping activities until it is better.

 

39. It disappoints me to see research that tests stability without the researchers clearing mobility first. Stability is driven by optimal mobility, as mobility improves mechanoreceptor stimulation. Poor mobility = poor mechanoreceoptor function = poor stability.

 

40. A higher center of gravity will make you authentically stabilize. Seek to use a higher center of gravity in some of your exercises/movements.

 

41. If you go into a movement pattern and the muscles that are being lengthened contract and push you out of the pattern, THIS IS NOT TIGHTNESS. This is actually a contraction, even though the client describes it as tightness. A good example of this involves clients who can’t touch their toes and claim that their hamstrings are tight, when in reality, the hamstrings are turning on (when they should be lengthening) during the movement to provide stability to the pelvis since the core is not doing what it needs to do. This is muscular contraction and not hamstring tightness.

 

42. Inconsistencies in the FMS are usually stability problems, while consistencies are typically mobility problems.

 

43. If you want to see your abs eat better. If you want your abs to work better, move better!

 

44. You gotta break a pattern before you can make a pattern!

 

45. We’d like to think that we can verbalize to people how they can move better, but we can’t. Try and tell someone who has never ridden a bike how to do it and see if they can go out and reproduce it. They can’t! They have to actually go out, get on the bike, and try it out a few times to understand what it feels like. Exercise is the same way.

 

46. You can’t motor learn authentically in a painful pattern.

 

47. Neurodevelopmentally speaking, it was always quality before quantity. This should be true with our exercise programs as well.

 

48. Tarzan, to me, is the epitome of fitness. The guy is strong, agile and quick. He can run, jump, climb and swing through trees. If we take a person who moves well and put them on a Crossfit type of training program, we turn them into Tarzan. If we take that same program and give it to the majority of people in society who move poorly, we turn them into a patient.

 

49. If you can’t change the movement of the majority of clients you are working with then you are doing something wrong. You need to have a standard operating procedure as a way to test and re-test their movement patterns.

 

50. Once you can get a good toe touch and active straight leg raise, go immediately to deadlifting. Re-pattern that range of motion by locking down the newly gained mobility with some stability.

 

51. The brain will create a mobility problem because it is the only option you have left it.

 

52. Foam rolling should lead you to better movement. If it doesn’t, then you aren’t doing something right, and foam rolling may not be what you need.

 

53. The only thing documented for depression that does not have side effects is exercise.

 

54. Strength or mobility asymmetries of greater than 10% in an asymmetrical sport (IE, golf) are a problem!

 

55. You can’t strengthen stabilizers and assume the timing of them will improve. Muscles like the rotator cuff musculature and rhomboids are muscles that need to fire FAST, not necessarily strong. Seek to improve the timing of these muscles.

 

56. Programs are carried out the same way, no matter what happens. Systems have a way of breaking things down and telling us “if this, then than” and “if that, then this”. Use systems instead of programs to get what you want in your clients training programs.

 

57. The FMS is species specific, not sport specific. The FMS is made up of basic patterns that everyone should be able to perform, regardless of sport. These patterns show themselves in everyday movements and sports movements because we are all human beings.

 

58. Intelligence is made up of two-systems working together: Pattern recognition and memory recall.

 

59. The FMS seeks to predict injury from a behavioral standpoint. That behavior is measured by your ability to move through certain patterns.

 

60. When someone’s back hurts they don’t want to blame their lifestyle, fitness level, or daily patterns. Instead, they want to blame their back pain on starting the lawn mower last week, which, in reality, is probably just the straw that broke the camel’s back. Human beings live under the philosophy of, “I have a snowball and I have to throw it at someone.” No one wants to take responsibility.

 

61. If the CNS and transverse abdominus don’t communicate together nothing will happen. You can “shred someone’s abs” while they are lying on the floor, but as soon as they stand up they will revert back to the bad pattern(s) they are used to.

 

62. Are dysfunctions anatomically specific or movement specific? The gluteus medius may appear to do what it needs to do in a bilateral stance (IE squatting), but as soon as we get to a single leg stance or split stance, the person’s movement may deteriorate. Is the problem really the gluteus medius? Or is the problem the fact that they don’t move well in that pattern?

 

63. Stop thinking about things from a kinesiological standpoint. Movements are movements. Movements aren’t specific to one single muscle. You need to move better if you want to improve function.

 

64. Eye movements alone will light up muscular activity in the direction you are looking.

 

65. If you want people to move better stop shopping exercises and break down their movements.

 

66. For corrective exercise, put people in a position where they are making a lot of mistakes (this position needs to be a safe position though and not dangerous) and SHUT UP! Don’t over coach them. Let them work it out and learn to develop the pattern…THIS is motor learning! The baby didn’t need you to coach it on how to roll in the crib, crawl or stand. It figured it out on its own.

 

67. Walking and running strides have a heel strike that is between 1-4 inches apart.

 

68. Don’t migrate to just doing one thing – IE, runners just run, kettlebell coaches just coach kettlebells, etc. – you need to have variety and be well rounded. What would happen if I told you to eat chicken breast three times a day, every day, for the rest of your life? YOU’D MISS THINGS! Don’t miss things.

 

69. Build systems to protect yourself from your own subjectivity.

 

70. Your soft core (diaphragm, multifidi, pelvic floor, and transverse abdominus) needs to hold everything together. It makes up about 20% of your core activity.

 

71. You have three things to consider when dealing with a client/athlete:

 

The first thing you always need to consider is movement. If movement quality is not above a minimum standard, then this is the first problem you need to deal with.

Performance problems come next. If you move well, go ahead and add some conditioning, strength and speed.

Issues with skill are the final thing to fix (IE, golf swing, throwing technique, running form, etc.)

 

72. Even an inappropriately performed deadlift does not have as much intradisc pressure as sitting down and pushing or pulling on things (performing exercises). Stand up and move!

 

73. You can’t coach people to do a movement that they can’t do. All they are doing is trying to survive the pattern! Poor movement is a balance reaction.

 

74. While the masses make maximums part of identity, the truly talented are just as clear that their minimums are also part of their identities. In fact, our minimums are usually our weakest links and influence outcomes more than our superlatives.

 

75. Whether they are mobility issues, stability problems, performance troubles, or skill and technique flaws, minimums usually represent the limitations that control performances. These limitations, once removed or at least managed, will allow for greatly improved skill acquisition, much better performance, much greater durability and also reduce wasted time doing ineffective training. Our minimums rob efficiency and waste valuable training time.”

 

76. 1. If you can’t test it, don’t train it 2. Go light and do it right 3. Balance is the base

 

77. Some of the fittest people in the world don’t obsess about their exercise time slot—they don’t require loud music or mirrors to motivate them. They simply practice movement skills, knowing they will never master them. They use exercise correctly and they stay in touch with movement. Exercise correctness is not a popular topic, but is a much needed perspective.

 

78. Quitting unproductive practices early and moving on to something better is a hallmark of successful people.

 

79. First, functional exercise must promote or maintain basic functional movement patterns. Second, functional exercise must promote or maintain basic physical capacity. Lastly, functional exercise must promote or maintain specific skills associated with athletics and activities. This is a big order, because it suggests that functional exercise choices must promote or maintain one level of function without compromising another.

 

80. Corrective exercise is probably the best remedy for movement pattern dysfunction, but it is not the best preventive measure. If we constructed and taught better exercise techniques, we could help prevent much of the need for corrective exercises and reserve corrective concepts to situations where rehabilitation and post-rehabilitation are necessary.

 

81. Squatting is not an exercise; it is a movement pattern. The movement is part of growth and development as a transition from the floor to standing. Squatting can be used as an exercise, but is first and foremost a movement pattern.

 

82. Adherence to a squatting program with no upper body work whatsoever will yield upper body development. However, attention to an upper body strength-training program does not yield the same benefits in the lower body. That in itself represents how powerful the squat is as a developmental platform.

 

83. These smaller, deeper muscles enhance the efficiency and power of the prime movers by creating resistance, stability and support of movement at one movable segment, and allowing freedom of movement at another. This interaction happens in milliseconds and occurs without conscious control.

 

84. The conscious brain does not act alone. It is supported by an automatic system of reflex activity with involuntary adjustments occurring in the background of every intended movement. This is possible because the sensory system constantly monitors our real-time movement to the intended movement pattern. We don’t really think about our muscles, we think about movement and our muscles act in accordance with our intensions and automatic support system.

 

85. Both the rectus femoris and the three hamstrings are active, and neither change length from sitting to standing position.

 

86. The muscles change roles responding both mechanically and with neuromuscular accommodation as they perform the task, unaware of the academic classifications.

 

87. Being strong doesn’t mean much without fluid, efficient movement;

 

88. We need to create an understanding and an active dialog between the professions. Our team does not advocate, not for a second, that any of us work outside of our particular specialties. This is merely a call to understand how to interact and communicate with others in or around the profession. A true paradigm shift requires better communication and new semantics may be required.

 

89. Many readers will skip what they consider philosophical mumbo jumbo to get to the discussion about screening, assessment and corrective strategies—after all, tools are the cool stuff. Nevertheless, skipping forward without understanding the basics would be the equivalent of studying the medical remedy for a perceived problem before having the skill to diagnose the cause.

 

90. If movement is dysfunctional, all things built on that dysfunction might be flawed, compromised or predisposed to risk even if disguised by acceptable levels of skill or performance.

 

91. Remember that muscles do what they are told. If they are doing something you don’t like, tell them to do it differently: communicate to the muscle through repetition of posture and movement.

 

92. We should make sure our methods always reflect our principles. It is easy to get caught up in methods, but those will change, improve or be replaced. Innovation, research, experience and expertise will always move us along to better methods, but we must always judge them against our principles. That is how we make sure the glitter is actually gold.

 

93. Explore stretching from a movement pattern, not a body part approach.

 

94. Current exercise programming has two inherent problems: Some movements are performed too frequently or with too much intensity, and some movements are used too infrequently or with too little intensity. The magic recipe is not universal; it is unique to each person’s movement map

 

95. The number one risk factor for musculoskeletal injury is a previous injury, implying that our rehabilitation process is missing something.

 

96. Mother Nature taught that movement, and it was expert teaching: basic, pure and unmolested by the interpretation of professional instructors. The practice was so pure, we didn’t know we were practicing. The rules and goals were clear: Here’s gravity; explore your world with your senses, and, by the way, an added benefit—your gift—will be movement.

 

97. Every day, out-of-shape people attempt to regain fitness, lose weight and become more active. They assume if they just move more, they will start to move well.

 

98. While some serious injuries are unavoidable and need surgical repair, we should do everything possible to build an injury buffer zone by training healthy movement. It is always better to bend than break—and strong agile bodies bend better than weak, stiff bodies.

 

99. The neglect occurred the minute we started to train partial movement patterns instead of whole movement patterns, the minute we focused on quantity maximums and did not set a quality minimum. One might argue we need progressions, but breaking down movement patterns into isolated muscle training is not as effective as following a developmental progression.

 

100. Original humans were on their feet for a large part of the day without leisure or entertainment opportunities designed around sitting in one place.

 

Thanks for your insight Gray!

August 2012 Working ideas

*Begin with focus on correct relaxed Diaphram Breathing while moving…

Assisted Deep Squat (holding pole) to standing Hip Hinge Hamstring Stretch Side to Sides

Mobility Squats (progressively deeper unassisted squats with arm extended out front and used as ‘Drivers” when they move to overhead at the top of the squat) Slow, steady, stretch…

Seated or Kneeling Thoracic Spine Rotations > Shoulder Prehab-Rehab (wallslides, pullaparts, YTWL)

Pavel’s “Russian Back-bend” on supported hands

Quad Rocking back and forth > Hand on Stomach Quadrapeds

90/90 Hip Flexor Stretch Mobs w Illio-Psoas Reach > “Prisoner” Split Squats

Long Arm Up-Down Dog (stretch calves + maybe add inch work walks) > Long arm Stationary Spider man stretch OR Yoga Hip-Dance Hip Flexor Torso Stretch (NY Ballet Workout book pg 95)

Sideways walk (w tubing above knees) > SL Med Ball ground rolling to partner SLDL pick up

Chop & Lifts > Getups

Carries (overhead, farmers, suitcase)

(Meat & Potatoes Ex: = Power/Reactive, Heavy DLs, Split Sqat to Row, Pushups or Kneeling Airex Presses,  Overhead Press type as finisher…med ball squat to floor-tough to overhead, sl hops, lateral hops, push press, etc)

Foam Roll/Stick work/Lacross Ball work

Cat-Camel Prone Stretch

Butt Bridges (2 leg or 1 leg “Cook Lifts”)

Supine Leg Lifts

(Holding pole) Deep Hip Stretch to Standing Tall Hamstring stretches, leaning to each side for further the stretch.

Goblet stretch to Halos at the top

Stationary Side Lunges

Backward Warrior Lunges with Psoas Stretch

Up-Down Dog with Inch Worm (stretch calves at top)

Long Arm Plank with Alternating Spider Man Legs

Arm Circles

Sideways hops

SLDLs

Getups (partial or full movments)

Pushups (add scapular-“pushup+” if needed…)

“Relax into Stretch”

Sideways X-band or Bent-Knee-Squat-Knee-Band Walks

Steve Maxwell KB Warmup (i like his “loosen up” dance between movements)

Quadraped Rocking

Kneeling Perpendicular 90 degree adductor Mobs

T-Spine Rotations (sitting)

No Money Drill

Walking Planks (all variations)

L-Sits

Med Ball Work

Chops & Lifts

Core Medleys (Quadraped, Plank, Side Plank, Ab Wheel, PVC Crunches, Getups to the 1st power, etc)

Squat to Row (using tubing or cable)

Lunge to Tubing Chest Press

Wall Slides for Scapula/Shoulders

90/90 Hip Flexor Mobs

Lying Supine Glute/Piriformis Mobs OR Seated (on a bench) Cross-leg Piriformis Push-downs OR Eric Cressey Walking Hip Rotations (pick up leg towards chest)

Paul Chek Warmup (Arms Pronation/Rotation with Neck Rotations…in concert together)

Dan John, Mike Boyle, Eric Cressey, Mark Verstegen, Coach Dos, Pavel, etc Warmup ideas and routines

*Coach Dos advice from my FB comment conversation with him…”Quick Warmup”=Foam Roll, 3 Moderately Loaded TGU’s on each side, BB Complex=5 reps each of Jump Shrugs, Front Squat, Push Press, RDL, Judo-Dive-Bomb Pushups

GREAT SITES to USE:

http://www.gain-weight-muscle-fast.com/skinfold-measurements.html

http://www.gain-weight-muscle-fast.com/body-fat-calculator.html

http://www.metabolicprecision.com/calculators/body-fat-calc-with-girth-working.html

 

*All ROugh Estimates done at home with a Tanita Inner Scan Scale (2007-08) and cloth measuring tape from Walmart.

*All measurents taken on right side, relaxed and during Mid Day 2: 28pm.

*Previous Measurements (Spring 2012 and before): Weight = 157 lb (lowest since high school and before Olypmic Nat. Park Trip in 2009) / BF% = circa 7-8% / Waist = 30-30.5″ / Bicep = 15″ (16″ Flexed)/ Hip = 39″

Age: 37

BP:

RHR: around 50

Height: 5’9″

Weight: 165 lb

BF%: 10%

Arm Length: 19″ (From Armpit to Wrist, Extended out to the Side)

Neck: 16″

Chest:  40″ Relaxed/ 41″ Expanded (40″ Short Suit Size)

Wrist: 6.75″

Forearm: 11.25″

Upper Arm (Bicep): 14″ Relaxed

Waist: 32″

Hip (Biggest Part of the Butt): 38″

Leg (Biggest Part-Mid Thigh on scar): 22.5″

Just above knee-cap: 15″

Calf (thickest area-mid belly): 14.5″

Ankle: 8.75″

Foot Size: 10.5-11 / 11.5″ (from Heal to Big Toe)

*Conclusion… I need to increase overall muscle mass and decrease body fat around waist.

June 8, 2009 Measurements(around Olympic National Park, Mt. Ranier, Colorado White Water Rafting trip)

W: 160 lbs

N: 15.75

C: 38.5 (across nipple line)

B: 14

F: 11 (on old faded tattoos)

W: 32

H: 36.75

C: 14.5

RHR: around 69

BP: 116 over 65

  • First off, i need a rest or deload week. Just a week of fun swimming, hiking, sleeping…
  • Use “Multiple Vector Variations” (Thomas Myers) or a variety of movement patterns coupled with a variety of tools to do this. “Circular Liquid Movement Theory” (Carlton Cullins)
  • I like the Heavy/Light/Medium days (Friday/Sunday/Tuesday) with some “roll the dice” swings, hill sprints and such on “off” days… possibly in the earlier hours on Mondays & Wednesdays.
  • Train ONE power movement at the beginning of each workout. Ex=BB High Pulls (w Thick Famers BarBell), Vertical Jumps, Med Ball Work, DB Floor Clean to Press, Snatches
  • Wear MOUTHPIECE while training. Focus on full diaphram(lung cavity to stomach) breathing.
  • Use Fat Gripz.
  • Use Olympic BB for Getups
  • 2 heavy KBs for Front Squats
  • Have qualified Manual Therapist stretch shoulder capsule after this phase is done. (Brian Martens)
  • Focus on symmetry…calves, leg biceps(ball & valslide ham curls), shoulder/traps…decrease body fat around waist.

Fridays = Strength (weighted stuff)
Tuesdays = Body Building type stuff (Gymnastic/body weight or BB/KB Complexes)
Sunday = Power, Strong Man Endurance

*Skill Practice – Rolling/Tumbling out of a Handstand

*On Work Days (M-Thur) Do Joint Work… 15-30 reps of Lockouts w SL Squats, Handstand Press, Dips

Strength Focus Days: Handstands for 10 minutes (3-5 sets of 15-20 sec holds) DL, Pullup, Judo Pushups, Dips – Pair correctives as supersets with most exercises.

Off Days: Handstands, Getups w Waiter Walk before Get-down(w Overhead Squat Corrective using tubing band through rings to be pulled by Hip Flexors on the way down, stretch thoracic and shoulder capsules) , “Roll the Dice” Snatch&Swing combos, Correctives as cooldown. Compression Work (Core & Stretch Work from “Overcoming Gravity”) at end.

Monday-Rest

Tuesday – 10 Minutes of handstands

I also experimented a little with the 5 day on/2 days off Crossfit “Theoretical” Template. Not sure i liked it. It seemed forced and completely against my current constitution.

Currently Doin…

Monday- Lower Body (3 sets of 6…35lb SL Squats, rest 2.5 minutes then 55lb SLDL, repeat…)

Tuesday – Upper Body Gymnastic Work/Body Building Weight Work

Wed – Off

Thur – Lower Body (w 50 reps of joint work at end)

Friday- Upper Body (w 50 reps of joint work at end)

Saturday – Lower Body

Sunday – Upper Body

*1 hot-mintues, 10 minute wall sits at night, standing on one leg isometrics at end of workout, 50 reps of joint work

(plie-hack squats w calf raise, elevated butt bridges, dips or plain pushups, pullaparts…use variety)

*Small Ball Incline Pushups, Ab Wheel, Bicep Pullups, BB Clean to Presses AND/OR Behind the Neck Thick-Bar Presses with narrow feet s l o w l y…(great for upper trap, core stabilization, deltoid isolations) , Tubing Curl>Dips w no rest for pump, Calf Raises, Maybe even some delt iso work for old time sake.

Echoes of Kibo

roger (swedish diplomat) and wife (owner of Zara)
Moshi Town and other female named town close to Kili
Lady died, agressive germans and big tent for drinking
coke after hikes, watermellons, pine trees and Monkeys
crazy car ride to mountain, Arusha National Park, Ramadan singing at night
morning swim, breakfast and dinner pavilion, big crane, fires burning, local artwork
ugali-food, old motorcycles and toyota trucks, snake farm, nature hike by hotel
young guide with maleria, ATM & shillings, market lady that yelled at me and smiled,
Our fat guide David and him choosing porters, washing clothes in stream, kids walking home from school, land fill, big crows, our “tour” with 7-Summits sold to Zara,
Bus ride from Airport to hotel, smell of fire, small villiages, dropped girl off at house, moon and the mysterious mountain that we never saw the peak of until on it, pepsi signs, get rich or die trying artwork, “Obama Country”, brian ripped zipper, machine gun man at weigh station, laborers at front gate, primitive toilets, aclimation hikes, helicoptor pad, the only other americans were 3 rich young bachelor jerks that had their crew sing to them, David asking about tipping from Brians book, Flies that lay eggs in skin-don’t hang clothes outside in jungle areas, school kids asleep on bicycles, wood stacked high on bikes, gates of hotel, finding our bus from airport, the British father-son-daughter trio on bus ride, beautiful trees in airport parking lot with “different” bug sound at night, BP gas stations along way to hotel, banana leaf artwork from friend(weed dealer – dad was chief of police)…he said, “respect” and gave me good luck bracelett from Tanzania. kid that followed me on trail tour, expensive gift shop outside of Arusha and in Moshi town (indian?) hidden pockets for cash, snickers at the convinient store, porters & guides are off one weekend a month.

It was just another hot summer day of 2010. It was late August. I had almost missed my afternoon flight from Austin to Detroit. Somehow with all the excitement of the upcoming trip in my blood, along with a healthy dose of anti-maleria pills, I got on the wrong plane. There were two of us. We each had the same seat. I was already comfortably tucked away awaiting my departure with a huge cool-aid smile on my face. The other poor lady, standing directly over me, wondered aloud whether or not there had been mistake. There had been. The stewardess informed me that the mistake was all mine. I hurried off the plane and headed back into the boarding area. Of course the gate checker gentleman completely forgot to notice that I had boarded the wrong flight, a flight that would have taken me to god knows where. Me and my two completely full carry-ons were in dire need to be in Detroit at a very specific time to meet my friends Brian & Cecily. From there we would set sail across the Atlantic towards Europe to Amsterdam and then from there a straight shot to Kilimanjaro. Kilimanjaro is the name the White Man gave to the area that is home to the highest peak in Africa, as well as being the highest free-standing mountain on Earth. However, the natives prefer to call it Kibo, the original name of the mountain before the erupting volcano or the White Man.
The flight from Holland to the Kilimanjaro International Airport lasted approximately __ hours. We were to land in Tanzania much after dark, sometime around 9pm. I was relieved that my luggage, consisting of everything that I would need for the climb, was resting quietly in the compartment overhead. Brian & Cecily, both attorneys from Arizona, had managed to work out a deal with some fellow passengers to secure two seats just to the left of mine. As we scurried across the sky, we talked with excitement about our upcoming adventure together. We had planned for this since day one of this new year.
Planning for a trip of this complexity took careful attention to detail. First there were the vaccination shots, adminersted in multiple stages, beginning 6 months out. Yellow Fever, Hepatitis B & C, Typhoid Fever, etc.

2013 Top Favorites in Order

  1. Deadlift. I prefer the Trap Bar DL.
  2. Kettlebell Swing.
  3. Turkish Getup.
  4. Pullup/Chinups, all variations. I prefer to use Rings.
  5. Push Press variations. My favorite is Single arm DB ground clean to press. Or BB Pushup Press.
  6. Pushup variations. My favorite is the Hindu/Divebomb.
  7. Single Leg Squats. My favorite is Ring Opp Arm Assisted SL Full Squat for reps.
  8. Lateral Hops. All forms. No heal strikes.
  9. Single Arm/Opp Leg Overhead (DB or KB) Step Ups. “Kilimanjaros”.
  10. BB High PuLLs.
  11. Carries. All forms.
  • Turkish Getups
  • Trap-Bar Deadlifts (or any non-barbell type…most folks don’t pull well with a long bar so far in front of them)
  • Swings (all variations…KB, DB, Single Arm, Double Arm, High, Low, etc)
  • Pullups/Chinups/Front Levers/Muscle Ups (all pulling variations, holds, etc)
  • Judo/Dive Bomb Pushups
  • Single-Leg Squats
  • Split Squats (Slow Grinds or Jumping Plyometrics)
  • Single-Leg Deadlifts
  •  Dumbbell Floor Clean to Press/Jerk
  • Dumbell Overhead Swing of the Ol’ Time Strongmen
  • Barbell Hang Clean to Press
  • Single-Arm/Single-Leg Planks
  • Tubing Core-TV Squares
  • Carries (all variations)
  • Kettlebell or Dumbell Hang Snatches
  • Single-Arm Dumbbell/Kettlebell Long Press
  • Upside Down Rows
  • Handstand Pushups/Holds
  • Chops & Lifts
  • Vertical Jumps
  • Burpees (all variations)
  • Battling Ropes
  • Med Ball Ground to Overhead Jumps
  • Single-Leg Hops
  • Side to Side Hops
  • Warrior Lunges (backwards)
  • Barbell Push-Press
  • Dips (on rings or bars)
  • Complexes (Randy Couture, Dan John, Coach Dos)

  • Travel (day trips, long weekends, vacation)
  • Watch a Movie (at home,” movie nights”, outside, at a theatre, Paramount, Traveling Road Show, etc)
  • Go see a Play, Musical, Comedian or other various random performance art
  • Canoe, Kayak, Stand up Surfboard (daytime or night)
  • Education (Take an Informal Class or Seminar, learn something new, Instructional DVD or Book)
  • Talk to an Old Friend or Family Member (or client, bandmate, schoolmate, etc)
  • Fly a Kite
  • Jump on a Trampoline
  • Swimming
  • Camping
  • Ride Bikes
  • Ride Motorcylces or Scooters
  • RollerSkating
  • Play a Musical Instrument/Write a Song/Play in a Band/Do a Show/Record a Song
  • Read & Write (Books, Journals, Blogs, Fiction, Non-Fiction, Education, Memoirs)
  • Fishing
  • Hiking
  • Picnic (in a boat, in a park, on your roof)
  • Volunteer/Be Useful
  • Photography/Video
  • Play a Sport (Kickball, Tennis, Frisbee and other cheap things)
  • Garage Sales, Thrift Stores, Estate Sales, Antique Shops
  • Live Music (Jazz, Reggae, Blues, etc)
  • Cook, Dinner Party
  • Landscape, Gardening
  • Practice Bushcraft & Survival Skills
  • Exploring the City (East Side, Small Towns, New Restaurants, Parks, etc)
  • Shoot a Gun, Bow & Arrow, Trow an Ax or Knife
  • Bird Watch
  • Star Gazing
  • Workout (at a new gym or park, with a new implement)
  • BBQ/Get Together
  • Build Something (home projects, etc)

BACK IN THE DAY, WHEN I WAS A SPRING CHICKEN…

  • Bridge Jumping
  • Party Hopping
  • Reading on the Rooftop
  • Playing Guitar on the Rooftop
  • Hang out in Old Cemeteries
  • Skateboarding
  • Kill the Man with the Football (in shallow water at Night)
  • Water Baloons at Cars (at night)
  • Shoot BB Guns
  • Build Forts
  • Go to Record Stores
  • Blow Something Up with FireCrackers

Goals for the so called Bucket List…

  • Travel Abroad at least Once a Year/Visit most other Countries
  • Visit Every National Park in America
  • Hike & Camp from North Rim to South Rim of the Grand Canyon
  • Finish another Album and possibly Join or Form another Band
  • Camp & Drive up the East Coast in Early Autumn
  • Visit Utah, Montana, Smokey Mountains, Appalachian Trail, Washington DC, Phili Soul Music
  • Alpine Workout – July 6-8 2012 (Travel Workout)

Friday – Hiked 4 hours
Saturday – Warmed up with Steve Maxwell KB (35LB) warmup… 1 round each!

  • ROund the Bodys
  • Goblet Squats
  • SLDL
  • Light Swings
  • Overhead Carry walks
  • Dive Bomb Pushups
  • Focused BREATHING
  1. Deep Wide Squat to SA KB Press (10 Each side)
  2. SA Swing to “Maxwell” Row Pulls (10 Each side)
  3. Narrow Squat to SA KB Press (8 each side)
  4. SA Swing to Maxwell Row Pulls (8 each side)
  5. Wide Squat to SL Balance while SA KB Pressing (6 each side)
  6. SA Swing to Maxwell Row Pulls (6 each side)
  7. 3 ROunds of Halos (10-14 total each round)
  8. 50-100 2 arm/1 arm KB Swings