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Static Stretching (Balanced Body Series)

by Gray Cook

Mike Boyle is talking about killing kittens and other terrible things…………….

Recently I had an opportunity to hear my good friend, Mike Boyle give a talk at a Perform Better Summit. In his opening statements he made mention to the effective use of static stretching in some of his programs. Some attendees in the room would have had a more positive response if Mike had said, “hey guys let’s go kill some kittens”. It was almost like Mike had to defend static stretching, even though there is some research showing its effectiveness. Research also shows some more efficient ways to get muscle length to change. I’m not going to waste your time with those references at this point; A Goggle or Medline search can help you with that. Dr. Stuart McGill has stated that “static stretching deadens the muscle from a neural perspective – diminishing the stretch reflex and reducing peak strength and power” and I agree with this statement. Over a long period of time I feel that indiscriminately holding static stretches will create more problems than it will correct. So why am I saying Mike and Stuart both have a point. Let me explain:

I would like to lend my support and admiration to Mike for sticking to his guns about static stretching. Mike is an excellent teacher and coach. He teaches by example with a quick eye for practical application. I think he talks about static forms of stretching because of the results he observes when trying to change and improve movement patterns as well as educate his athletes and clients. Many people would be surprised that I’m an advocate of static stretching but, I definitely think it has its place. Scientifically, there may be better, quicker and faster ways to develop muscle length or change and maintain muscle length; however, they require a higher level of expertise, are more technique intensive, and usually have a more significant learning curve for the user than static stretching. Let me go over some of the benefits of static stretching for the user.

As a personal trainer, performance specialist, or rehabilitation professional, you may screen or assess someone who has less than optimal range of motion. You may identify that muscle length is a problem and therefore want to improve muscle length. The first order of business is achieving agreement with the client, athlete, or patient. You must make sure that the individual has an appreciation of that which you have discovered. You can take the movement pattern (squatting, lunging, backward bending, etc.) that presents them with difficulty and find safe static stretching positions within that pattern that actually make them completely aware of their specific limitation. It only takes a few other individuals doing the same stretch with no difficulty to let them know they have a deficiency. You then have an opportunity to say to them, “This is your priority”. They are immediately aware, both externally by watching others move, and internally by feeling their own restrictions that a barrier does exist. All the exercise in the world will not change their movement without attention to this limitation. It may be obvious to you, but you must drive this point for them. Further more, if a left-right asymmetry is present, there is yet another dimension of appreciation afforded to the user. This opens a discussion of injury prevention and movement efficiency. Most of the research data that we are currently collecting points towards left-right asymmetry as a huge problem and underlying reason for compensation. Using a static stretch position to allow your client, athlete, or patient to have an appreciation of a left-right asymmetry is invaluable. You have given them both a perspective of a problem or limitation that they currently have and a baseline measure that they can re-check every day before and after every training session. They can gauge the effectiveness of the other mobility techniques you employ on their simple and primitive baseline static stretch. The static stretch offers them a safe, proprioceptive awareness of where the restriction is, and making that awareness raise to the conscious level will help them appreciate the holistic approach that you are taking with them.

Now that you have shown them a barrier, you can educate them as to how this barrier can be overcome. You can break out some cool foam roll stuff, or fancy Stick work or even some great PNF technique to accelerate the resetting of normal muscle tone.

Then ask them to try the static stretch again. Sit back and enjoy the “Wow” moment.

Here are the steps:

1. Identify the most significant faulty pattern (screen). If muscle length / tone (identified by assessment) is the problem then –
2. Reset tone in the area of limited muscular length
3. Introduce normal ROM and length to the muscle group
4. Reset pattern with a corrective maneuver that utilizes the basic mobility and stability needed in the primary pattern.
5. Don’t be surprised if you can reduce time and activity in step 2 and then step 3 as things improve. Invest the extra time in step 4. Eventually if you have successfully addressed the primary problem, you can effectively use step 4 as movement preparation.

Note that I’m now using the word tone instead of length because muscle length is usually a physical representation of muscle tone. Tone is simply a characteristic of a skeletal muscle brought about by the constant flow of nerve stimuli. This tone creates the resistance to stretching. Abnormal muscle tone can be defined as:

* hypertonus – increased muscle tone, as in spasticity in extreme cases when the neurological system is functioning abnormally, and tight muscles when the neurological system is considered normal. The tight muscles are usually the result of poor habits in posture and movement and usually respond to corrective exercise.
* hypotonus – reduced muscle tone, as in flaccid paralysis in extreme cases when the neurological system is functioning abnormally, and long, sloppy, and weak muscles when the neurological system is considered normal. The long, sloppy, and weak muscles are usually the result of poor habits in posture and movement and usually respond to corrective exercise.

You can also introduce yoga postures. Yoga can be very helpful because the focus is on breathing. Many don’t understand the natural, protective reflex response, to tighten up, when we come upon a barrier like a tight muscle. We breathe shallow, grimace with our facial muscles, and push, thinking that if we just push a little harder, the barrier will yield. We somehow think the tight muscle will give in. But, very often, the individual with a flexibility problem will actually tighten and contract the muscle that they are trying to stretch. The reason the muscle is tight in the first place, is probably because it is being used improperly. This muscle may be activated twice as frequently as it should because of a lack of muscle strength or coordination in another area of the body. This muscle is actually tight because it’s protecting itself; it’s been overused and it’s generally fatigued. Part of its protection involves shortening its length to reduce its workload (contractile length) and guard against unforeseen stretching. Pushing the stretch can actually, in some cases, make the muscle you’re stretching contract even harder. This is a great opportunity to educate your athlete, client or patient and talk to them about breathing. Deep slow breaths with a relaxed expression can make a huge difference. Take a big, deep inhale breath, and enter the stretch on the super slow exhale breath. Repeat this same slow cycle the entire time you are in the stretch position.

Another thing we learn from yoga is that many of the stretches actually require you to support or brace your body in such a way, that you are not just lengthening one muscle, you are statically stabilizing with another. It is this static stability that allows you to elongate the muscle on stretch. Many of the yoga postures require you to hold yourself up in proper postural alignment while elongating one segment. This proper alignment is not simply done for aesthetic purposes; statically stabilizing your body while elongating another part of your body is more functional. It looks like static stretching, but there is a lot of stabilization going on. You do not sink and sag into a stretch, you hold your body erect, breathe into your diaphragm, and allow the segment that you are stretching to elongate. If you force it, it will contract. As you reach your barrier, breathe, tighten or hold the supporting parts of your body with more conscious control and watch the length come back to the area of your stretching focus.

I truly feel that there’s a lesson in life here. When you reach a barrier, do you push and grimace and force, or do you breathe, assess your surroundings, check your alignment and ease with patients and caution into unfamiliar territory?

One last thing you need to consider is how you actually think about muscle tightness. To help work this out, ask yourself this question on a daily basis for at least two weeks; what drives the tightness? Obviously, we are talking about static stretching because we’ve all uncovered tightness. We all know the need to reduce or resolve that tightness, but tightness in and of itself is not the problem. There is something causing the tightness. What is behind it? What is driving the tightness? Usually you will find muscle tightness is a by-product of inefficient movement patterns where muscles unnecessarily have to compensate or work overtime to help you achieve your fitness and athletic goals. Many people think, ‘well, if I just push harder or exercise longer or lift more, the problem will work itself out’. Not necessarily so. If anything, activity will reinforce a compensation, unless it is identified and addressed at its most primitive and fundamental level. My point is, if you don’t have the basic mobility and stability for a ground based activity, like a posture from yoga, a deep squat or side plank position, then performing a hang clean, plyometrics or an advanced Pilates moves is really not what you need to be doing. You need to go back and get that fundamental primitive mobility and stability when you are connected to the ground. When you become proficient you can build on that.

Learning for yourself to answer the question, ‘where does the tightness come from’, will help you educate clients and athletes about their own flexibility. When they say to you, ‘why do you think my hamstrings are so tight’, say, ‘I think they’re tight because you are using them that way’. I think that improving your movement patterns such as squatting and lunging and balancing on one leg may activate your glutes, and by activating those glutes, we reduce the dependence on extra hamstring work. Those hamstrings will actually become more flexible and functional, when they are not overworked. One of the catch-phrases I always like to state in my workshops is very simple, but very complex in its application:

“Don’t go for length in one place, if you don’t plan on adding strength in another place.”

And, for every small bit of length that you gain in one place, make sure you add a piece of strength in the other. That length you are taking away is the body trying to create stability in a muscle that wasn’t made as a stabilizer. These muscles are often found to be tight.

Below is a list of muscles prone to tightness and prone to weakness. You can see that the muscles prone to tightness are actually movers, and if they are used as postural stabilizers, will often get tight. You will also notice that the muscles prone to weakness are actually postural stabilizers, and if they are not used efficiently, or if poor alignment does not allow them to activate automatically with movement, they will actually become weak with disuse.

Janda’s functional division of muscle groups:

Muscles Prone to Weakness:

* Peronei
* Tibialis anterior
* Vastus medialis and lateralis
* Gluteus maximus, medius, and minimus
* Rectus abdominis
* Serratus anterior
* Rhomboids
* Lower portion of the trapezius
* Short cervical flexors
* Extensors of the upper limb

Muscles Prone to Tightness:

* Gastroc/Soleus
* Tibialis posterior
* Short hip adductors
* Hamstrings
* Rectus femoris
* Iliopsoas
* Tensor fasciae latae
* Piriformis
* Erector spinae
* Quadratus lumborum
* Pectoralis major
* Upper trapezius
* Levator scapulae
* Scalenes
* Flexors of the upper limb

*This list is not intended to create controversy. I realize that this list was constructed some years ago and some may consider one or two muscles are misplaced. I prefer to look at the concept that Janda has introduced. He is showing us a concept of patterns. The weakness causes the tightness and the tightness causes the weakness. You cannot just fix only one because they are mutually dysfunctional. Also note that the list of ‘muscles prone to weakness’ usually function as stabilizers and the ‘muscles prone to tightness’ usually function as movers. Why not consider one of the underlying causes of muscle tightness to be a dysfunctional stabilizer system that causes movers to shorten in an attempt to create support. Simply stretching muscles that appear tight will only address part of the problem and will rarely get to the cause.

Summery of static stretching points with comments:

* A static stretch creates awareness of tightness and sets a baseline for future comparison. It can function as a quick self appraisal of limitation, changes in limitation, or lack of limitation. It can also create awareness of appreciable asymmetries between functional units of the right and left side of the body. Dr. McGill supports static stretching in the presence of asymmetry.
* A static stretch creates safety because a stretch should be felt in the belly or midsection of a muscle, not the tendon, and not over a joint. If this is felt, something more than a tight muscle is going on here. You probably have a joint problem or tendonitis. “No pain no gain” does not apply here. If a static stretch produces pain, over a joint or tendon, you have a problem that stretching alone will not fix. Do not proceed to exercise or training without getting this assessed.
* A static stretch creates perspective with respect to movement. If the muscles that cross your ankles, knees, and hips are tight they will probably limit your squatting movement pattern. If the muscles that cross your ankles, knees, and hips are not tight and are considered normal and you cannot perform a squatting movement pattern you may have a stabilization problem. If your stabilizers do not support your skeletal system as you lower into the squat you must use your movers as a secondary support system. This will distort joint alignment and create poor postural control within the movement pattern. Consider this next time you pick exercises that do not utilize postural control (leg press, bench press etc…).
* A static stretch creates education if you take the time to discuss the potential causes of muscle tightness during the stretching session. Ask ‘where does tightness come from’ and see what responses you get. Here are some hints. One or all may fit any situation.
o Movement habits drive tightness – focus on better exercise and athletic techniques.
o Postural habits drive tightness – look at the positions of the body during sitting, sleeping, driving, and standing. Some habitual positions can create muscle shortness so consider the four positions above.
o Emotional stress can drive tightness – This is often overlooked and avoided in discussions about muscle tightness, but it is a big part of excess muscle tension (See Yoga and Breathing).
o Trigger points – are extra electrical activity in a small part of a muscle that can create muscle tightness and pain. They can result from an old muscle injury to chronic muscle tension (see all of the above). They respond best to manual pressure and stick work followed by stretching and correct exercise habits.

In closing, I would like you to understand that I do support static stretching, for the simple fact that it helps make the individual aware of their most basic limitation. It makes them think! It causes an open exchange of ideas of where the limitation has come from and what can potentially result if the limitation is not addressed. It’s easy, simple and uncomplicated. They can reproduce it, and hopefully, you will start adding more functional movements on top to keep the flexibility issues from returning. Assure them that the static stretching is necessary but only temporary. If you do your job you can turn the improved muscle length into functional movement. If movements remain functional then muscle length has no reason to return to its previous limited state. Mike is right on the money with his static stretching comments. People need time to understand and get reconnected with their body. Once this understanding is present then introduce them to more advanced techniques. I can’t think of a better way to make this point, than with some simple static stretches to show people, ‘here’s your problem’, ‘here is what I’ve found’, ‘here is where you will need to focus’. This sets you up to say ‘now, I’m going to show you some advanced and fancy stuff’, but you will always have a baseline and a perspective of where that original limitation was. If you don’t show them that, they’re not going to know how good you are.

Oh yeah…. I don’t really think Mike has problems with kittens.

Our poster series reviews in great detail how we use the Functional Movement Screen to identify faulty patterns. We use the stick and various stretches to reset tone and movement training to create harmony between stabilizers and movers. These are foundation of the corrective strategy for the movement patterns in the Functional Movement Screen. Two companion CD-roms walk you through my powerpoint presentation for each poster and guide you through the exercises that correct each pattern in the Functional Movement Screen. See a full line of our Functional Movement Screen products.

Posted in Fat Loss, Nutrition, Training, Training Females on January 28, 2011 by mboyle1959

The following was actually written in 2006 for www.coreperformance.com . It is reprinted with the author’s ( my ) permission

The Best Exercise for Weight Loss

I tried to make a little joke on an internet forum the other day. A question was posed as follows. “What is the best exercise for weight loss?”. I posted what I thought was a humorous answer. I answered that the best exercise for weight loss in my mind is called a table pushaway. Surprisingly enough, the next post on the forum was “Does anyone know how to do a table pushaway?”. I guess most people don’t get my sense of humor. What I was trying to get people to understand was that the simplest way to lose weight was to simply push away from the table. This act alone will do more for weight loss than both running and weight training put together. Bottom line. Most people eat too much. On top of that they eat at the wrong times and they eat the wrong foods. It is really simple. Change your behavior. Eat less food and eat more often. Sounds contradictory but, it’s not. We need to eat less and spread less out across more meals. Now I’m not a nutritionist but, I know a lot about human nature.

I can tell you a few things about weight loss or more accurately how people fail at losing weight

#1- No breakfast. Mom was right. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Here’s my favorite cop out. “I don’t have time to eat breakfast”. Translation. I’m lazy and can’t get out of bed the fifteen minutes earlier that it would take to throw together some kind of breakfast. The second cop out is “I don’t really like breakfast food”. Fine get up and eat lunch. I could care less. Just have a meal with protein within fifteen minutes after waking. I could care less if you want a ham sandwich or a salad with tuna fish. Eat something.

#2 – Coffee is not food. Coffee with some type of carbohydrate is not breakfast. Coffee and a bagel is zero for two. The bright side as my friend Mark Verstegen says is something is better than nothing.

3#- No protein. Everyone yaps about how bad high protein diets are for you. First off this is a fallacy. Second, most peoples’ protein intake is so low it doesn’t matter. Try to eat more lean protein. Have ham and eggs for breakfast. It’s good for you. No kidding. Canadian bacon and eggs might be better. On a 2000 calories diet following a 40-30-30 plan you would need 600 calories from protein. That’s 125 gms per day. By most peoples estimate that’s a lot of protein. Very few who don’t take supplements can get 125 gms. Of protein a day.

The bottom line ( there’s a joke in there somewhere). Table pushaways. Eat less. Eat more protein. Eat less carbs. One thing I have realized is that for years we ate high carb-low fat and got fatter. That’s because as usual we didn’t listen. Anyway, high carb really meant more fruits and vegetables, not more bread, cereal and pasta. The proper diet is one that avoids breads, cereals and pasta like the plague. Skip the sandwich and just stuff a handful of turkey in your mouth.

things i try to live by – Carlton Cullins 2008

1. Don’t sweat the small sh*t. Being overly sensitive to too many things is not good for survival.
2. Find humor in EVERYTHING, particularly the small things. Laugh everyday. Then when that’s done, do it again.
3. In life, try to find some kind of balance with it all…between the many peaks and valleys… everything in moderation.
4. Try to have purpose for the things you do. Don’t just do to do. Anyone can do that. Find good reason. And always keep your eyes on the prize, whatever that may be. Stay focused.
5. Think before you open your mouth. While at the same time, speak up when you really have something to say. But understand that not everyone is going to want to hear what’s on your mind.
6. Don’t be so wasteful. Americans waste too much as it is. What we call poor is rich to most of the rest of the world. Don’t take more than you need of anything and give back what you don’t use whenever possible.
7. Don’t expect anything from anyone. Ever. Learn to be self-reliant. But when you really need help, don’t be afraid to ask. And if someone does help you, then pay them back or pay it forward.
8. Take care of your business. When you play, play hard. When you work, don’t play. Earn your keep.
9. Realize your importance and also your insignificance. One person can truly make a difference but also know that we are all just little organisms on one small planet in one small universe. Again, try to find some kind of balance. Good luck with that.
10. Help people that need help. Any help is better than no help. A world without help is a world without hope.
11. Be kind to others, particularly strangers. And if they’re rude, make sure they know they are or they’ll never see the need to change.
12. However extravagant or humble, be thankful for everything that you have. Every day. In every way. For one day it may all be gone.
13. Power is nothing without passion.
14. Appreciate the things you don’t understand or don’t believe in. Don’t be so quick to judge everything and everyone.
15. Try to think outside the box. Imagination is very powerful and very important. Possibly most important.
16. Always try to go for the Win/Win situation. It doesn’t always have to involve compromise. The best ideas usually come when both parties work together towards an even better idea.
17. Take care of your body. Take care of your mind. Take care of your heart, as well as your emotions. Take care of you spirit. Every day, in every way.
18. When someone helps you, tell them thank you.
19. Don’t let the people you care most about never hear you say that you love them.
20. People make mistakes. We all do. Learn from them. Try to fogive others for their mistakes. Try to forgive yourself for your own.
21. Always shoot for the stars because anything is possible. But also understand that sometimes there really are limitations.
22. There are many roads to the same destination. If one doesn’t work, simply pick another.
23. Learn to have self-control. Do this by getting out in the world. Because life is full of temptation. Every day. In every way. Without self-control, no one stands a chance in hell for the long run.
24. Stay away from negative thoughts and negative people. We are all a product of our environments.
25. Understand that somewhere, within us all, is an unlimited amount of love in our hearts. Everyone will experience pain and suffering. And nothing feels better than true happiness.
26. Understand that if you’re not truly happy in your own life, that no drug, relationship, amount of money, material possession or ANYTHING is ever going to change that. Only you can make that change. But first you have to believe that you can.
27. You can’t please all the people all the time. But you can’t just please yourself all the time either. Again, there has to be balance. And F*ck the haters 🙂
28. If you’re not doing anything about the things you don’t like in the world (or in you own life), then consider yourself part of the problem. Try to be more pro-active.
29. Mind your own damn business. But also never let anyone mind your business better than you.
30. Pride is important. So is confidence. But too much pride and too much self-confidence/ego just makes you another f*cking asshole. Don’t be an asshole. We have entirely too many as it is.
31. Might isn’t necessarily right. But when push comes to shove, you do have to fight. Because chances are, that no one will fight for you if you don’t fight for yourself.
32. Focus on the things that make us all the same, our commonality, rather than the things that make us all different. Respect diversity. When it comes to things such as religion and politics, try to focus on the BIG picture rather than little snapshots. And just agree to disagree. Because one thing is for sure, most will almost always disagree.
33. Take responsibilty for your own actions. Every day, in every way. Cuz chances are, it’s our own fault.
34. When you’re wrong, you’re wrong. Admit it and move on.
35. Don’t live in the past. Don’t obsess over the future. But do consider it and plan accordingly. Try to live for the moment because nothing beyond this moment is for certain. Try to find some kind of balance.
36. Humility is important. But i can’t tell you how or why… some things you just have to learn for yourself.
37. There isn’t much certainty in the world. And religion, in my opinion, is about as far from certainty as one can get. There are many religions, many beliefs. And for the most part, each one uniquely thinks they’re the one that’s right. Some people do good with religion in their lives. Some don’t. But just do what’s best for you, in your own heart, in your own life. Even if it’s not what all the others around you are doing. Besides, chances are, we’re all wrong anyway…unless we’re truly humble.
38. We all have our good sides and our bad sides. Learn to make friends with both. They may be one in the same.
39. Maybe life really isn’t fair. Maybe only the strong really do survive. For the most part, i think both statements are probably true but maybe not in the same way others do. Sometimes things such as this, have many interpretations by many different people. Rarely assume anything… because you might make an “ass” out of “u” and “me”.
40. in my mind, truly “smart people” aren’t the one’s with high IQ’s, but the ones that, despite what obstacles they might have to overcome, continuously and deliberately utilize their own abilities to enjoy happiness in their own lives while simultaneously encouraging happiness in others. and do so while doing as little harm as possible. in other words, strive to be happy. the rest will hopefully sort itself out.
41. Honesty is most imortant. But ironically, like Jack said, most people can’t handle the truth. Particularly when it’s something they really don’t want to hear. But in time, the truth always wins. Just hope it’s not after you’re dead and gone. Speak the truth and the truth shall set you free.
42. In life, even fools are right sometimes. I didn’t actually come up with this one. Sir Winston Churchill did. Smart man he was.
43. Regardless of the many differences we have as a species, eventually we ALL must learn to tolerate each other. Eventually, we ALL must learn to live together and get along. All one can do is try. Start today.
44. Pick your battles wisely. Everybody is passionate about something. But always remember as with anything, what goes up must come down. Likewise, with everything, there’s always a price to be paid in the end.
45. Don’t take yourself too serious. Be careful taking anything too serious.
46. Laugh some more. Then laugh again…

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This week I have heard more excuses as to why people are not losing fat than I have ever heard in my life. I have literally heard people tell their trainers – “I am following the nutrition program exactly, but instead of an egg white omelet for breakfast, I have a muffin and a latte”. Hmmm. Not “exactly” the same is it?
So I thought this would be a good time to share some of my ‘wisdom’ for those of you still looking for the magic pill.

Having worked with hundreds of individuals over the years and as a trainer, magazine writer and lecturer to other fitness professionals I am amazed how often I am asked “What are the secrets to fat loss?”

I can vividly remember doing a photo shoot at our gym with a male client who had lost 85lbs of fat and now had a nice six-pack to show for his efforts. My own gym members came up and asked me what his “secret” was. THERE’S NO SECRET. They seemed to think I’d given him the “real” information and had withheld it from them! He’s been given the same advice as I give to everyone else – he just chose to follow it a little more closely.

Fat loss is not under the control of the magic fat loss fairies. It’s based on simple changes in behavior.

So I thought I would take this opportunity to launch into an Alwyn Cosgrove rant. Those among you who are politically correct and easily offended can stop reading now. And if any of the rest of you are offended, then I’m sure there is a new diet book that will tell you exactly what to do to achieve fat loss nirvana (hint – you have to eat less, fat boy, tends not to fill up a 300 page diet book). So put down your copy of “Eat Right for Your IQ” and listen up.

To lose fat:

Eat less calories than you burn.

Yes, there are some factors that can make this a little more difficult – metabolic type, medical disorders, food sensitivities, medications, sleep patterns, etc. But these are the minutiae – the small details. Even if you adjust or control for every single other variable in your body and your environment – if you consume more calories than you burn – you are going to gain fat.

Here are a few basic truths that no one really wants to hear:

Think about the foods you are about to consume. Are they going to bring you closer to your goal? Or will they make you feel like crap and take you farther away from what you want? Yeah I know that when you were younger, before you had kids, you could eat blah de blah de blah and not gain weight. Too bad – times have changed. And I know your friend can eat whatever he or she wants and is in great shape. Yay for them, sucks for you. But no amount of whining will change the fact that you need to work to get your butt in shape.

Stop rushing your meals – eat slowly. This will give your body a chance to actually realize that you’ve eaten, and register that you are full. It takes 20 minutes for the satiety mechanisms to kick in. Give your body a chance to tell you that it’s full before you cram another 500 calories in your pie hole.

Eat smaller portions. Unfortunately you cannot eat unlimited amounts of the food you would like and still get lean. Sorry. Second helpings? I seriously doubt it. Appetizers, main course and dessert? You’re kidding me.

Make correct meal choices that contain appropriate servings of protein, carbs and fats. I love the new “low carb diet” options at most restaurant chains now. A steak with melted cheese on the top. That’s not a diet food people. I also saw a low carb buffalo wings option. The difference? No carrots to dip in the blue cheese. Like that’s your problem – too many carrots in your diet.

A big ass bowl of pasta? That’s what marathon runners eat the night before the race. If you have a marathon planned tomorrow then go ahead. If not – you don’t need the calories.

“You are what you eat” is a true statement. And it wouldn’t surprise me to find out that some of you have eaten a fat bastard or two in your time. Are you a lean piece of meat – or a saggy nasty sausage?

If certain foods are a “trigger” for you and you cannot eat them sensibly, then you have to give them up. I have known very few people that can eat their “trigger” food and not end up blowing their diet. Once you “pop” you can’t stop right? Usually one cookie means the whole bag. So you can’t be trusted. Don’t have them in the house.

You do not need something sweet to finish your meal. This is a conditioned response from your childhood days when cleaning your plate meant ice cream. ‘Need’ something sweet? Do you realize how much you just ate? You don’t need anything. Dessert is not a psychological need for survival. It is just a bad habit. Habits can be broken. You do not need the cheesecake.

Do not buy junk food. If it is there – you will eat it. If you have a craving for candy and there’s none in the house – it’s highly unlikely you’ll get up and go to the store. You’ll just sit your ass back down and finish watching American Idol.

Oh, and buying the junk food “for the kids” is an absolute bullshit excuse. The kids do not need the cheezy poofs either. In fact, in my opinion, the childhood obesity epidemic has been caused by parents buying shit for their children. It’s essentially child abuse plain and simple. Depriving your kids of crap is a good parenting decision.

If you screw up a meal – do not, I repeat DO NOT try to adjust the next meal to “make up for it”. All you did then was screw up two meals. If you overeat at meal number one – just get back on track. Immediately. Because thinking “Well, I’ve blown it now so I might as well REALLY blow it,” is akin to getting a flat tire as you drive down the freeway and getting out and totaling your car.

Cookies, doughnuts and muffins are crap food choices. You can’t ever justify eating them on a regular basis. And low carb, fat free cookies, doughnuts and muffins are still crap – don’t kid yourself.

Yes you can eat fast food. It’s called grilled chicken sandwich or a turkey sub, Jarod. Fries? No. And you do not need to supersize for an extra 50c.

Yes it’s hard. You want to look great? Nothing tastes as good as lean and buff feels. It’s true. This week I’ve heard “It’s too hard – I want an easier diet”. What that means is “I’d rather eat crappy foods than look or feel any better. I have made a conscious decision to get fatter because my love for junk food is a more powerful love than my desire to get lean.” It’s unfortunate but you will have to work for the body you want.

Little changes add up. Switching from a glass of orange juice every morning to a cup of green tea will save you 100 calories per day (this is without including the antioxidant and thermogenic benefits of green tea). That adds up to over ten pounds of fat loss per year.

Little discrepancies add up too. A Big Mac meal is about 1500 calories. You’ll have to walk 15 miles to balance that out.

If you aren’t a fat loss expert – hire one. Or follow a plan written by one. I wrote a 16 week all inclusive fat loss program called AFTERBURN that includes diet cardio and weight training. If you don’t like that option I have an online fat loss training program. Using either of these approaches means you CANNOT fail. You just need to follow the program. I’m amazed how many people STILL ask me how they can get single-digit lean. The info is out there people.

This is by no means a complete list but I think you’re probably getting the point. There is no secret to fat loss. At any one time your body is either getting leaner or it’s getting fatter. You just need to adjust the balance. In today’s world it just takes a little effort on your part.

But if you want to eat whatever you want you have two choices:

Move a lot. A LOT.

Gain weight, get fat, accept it and stop complaining.

And if you want to look great, the keys to fat loss are (from my politically incorrect colleague Lyle McDonald):

Change your eating habits: so that you’re eating less.

Change your activity patterns: so that you’re expending more calories.

Repeat: Keep doing this over a long period of time.

Forever: Newsflash, you don’t EVER get to go back to your old eating habits unless you want to get fat again. To maintain weight loss means maintaining at least part of the changes you made to 1 and 2.

It really is that simple. If you are not losing fat it’s YOUR fault. It’s not mine, it’s not your trainer, it’s not your husband, wife, kids or your boss – it’s YOU. There are 168 hours in each week – no matter who you are. Maybe you train for three of them. That leaves 165 for you to completely blow it.

If you are not good at self discipline then hire someone who will make you accountable. Until then realize that the choices are yours. Getting really lean is not difficult in terms of knowing what to do – it’s doing it that makes the difference.